If Dillon Francis hasn’t made it to the front page of ChristWire.org, this oughta do it. We all know white boys can’t dance, so D-boy numero uno popped his smiling dome on a multitude of classic dance vids. The original bodies do the legwork while he gets muggy, south park style. Highlights include three legs kicking through a pants’ crotch, the Ballroom shake, demolition Dillon, Francis on Francis love, Satan rebirthed, and Dillons on a hundred thousand trill-ons. Don’t believe me, believe Mikkas.